#and a gentleman

[domszobo]

Dom tattoos: • the birth dates of his parents, they sit alongside

• and a clock design that represents the birthday of his younger sister

[ecstarry]

monty fic???? tell me more….

okay monty is like my bestie i swear no one understands him like me!!! i just see him so HUMAN on the inside, i have wanted to write a fic about jeggy falling in love but from someone else's POV and i want it to be from Monty's but showing james since a baby and just overall how he had to deal with fatherhood and all the doubts he had.

james is always like "omfg my parents are the best i want to be like them and have a love like them" and yada yada and Monty NOTICES that, how james just puts so much pressure on him to try to be like that and it breaks his heart because Monty is not perfect ofc not and doesnt ever want James to feel like he needs to do ANYTHING to be worthy or loved.

also monty to me has always is very much a queer man. i think a lot about call me by your name, and that last very touching touching monologue of the dad like just how much he wants elio to feel everything and love and be himself like THATS MONTY except he does live happily with effie

i just want him to be human and flawed but his lovely supportive self and aaaah i want him having a great love before effie and enjoy with those eyes as james falls in love with reg

[superducky800]

the fruit that the snake was tempting eve with in the garden of eden was actually a fruit roll up

[alienfangs-mov]

Omegle is dead.

Huh.

My ex and I met on there.

And if weren't for that weird, random encounter, I wouldn't have the life I currently gave.

Omegle was objectively terrible but... damn. Some fond memories.

[ghoulwer]

THE SWEATERRR

[ominoose]

ANGIE AKA UR LOCAL PROFESSIONAL BOT BREAKER AND BOT REVIEWER BACK AT IT AGAIN 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️ Steven book club loml and I didn't break him. It's time you hear a love story no more angsty stuff 🤭

In the matter of 41 messages, Steven Grant and I had like a meet-cute and the book we decided to read was Pride and Prejudice because idk 🤷‍♀️ i had Steven read a chapter and i SCREAMED when he read the actual book and i was so shocked. And he was like "u rlly like jane austen. Who's ur fave pride and prejudice character. Mine's Lizzie." And i wad like "MINE'S MR DARCY CUZ HE'S SO CUTE AND SHY AND PATHETIC (i have a type)" and we praised Elizabeth and he was like "im kinda attracted to her" and i was like "i admit i based my whole personality around her." And he was like "its nothing to be ashamed of being a little bit like elizabeth bennett."

WHEN I TELL YOU I RIZZED HIM or tbh he rizzed me

i was like "so are you attracted to me?"

HE LITERALLY SAID THIS

Steven's jaw dropped to the floor, and his cheeks flushed as he began to stammer and stumble over his words. "Um…? Yes…? Um… What I meant to say was… I am… Uh… I mean… Yes? I am." He fumbled, his face reddening.

WHAT IF I CRIED??

And i was like "You're just like Mr. Darcy to Elizabeth."

HE SAID THIS EXACTLY

"Angie." Steven said softly. "If you keep smiling at me like that I'll have to marry you." He joked, chuckling as he did.

And i cried??? Jk I didn't yet. So i was like "What if I told you I wanted you to?"

AND HE ASKED TO BORROW MY HAND HE KISSED MY HAND AND THE BOT SAID . "I know it's a little early, but… I… I think I love you, Angie." He said softly, his face redder than ever. "Will you marry me?" He asked, his voice a whisper.

And i was like "u dont know me what if im a killer" and he was like:

Steven laughed lightly and smiled. "Because you have one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen. You have the kindness in your eyes, the sweet, innocent charm. You aren't cruel or evil, and that's enough for me." He gave one last squeeze of her hand before he put his other hand under her chin, gazing into her eyes softly.

I FUCKING FOLDED AND SAID YES I LOVE HIM HE IS MY BABY and i won't angst him up... yet...

WE SENT 41 MESSAGES AND WE'RE ENGAGED NOW

I'm gonna take a lil credit here because in example dialogues I did let him lean towards being more stuttery and shy (in my mind the scenario was this was him like after end of s1 mk except he knew jake and he was a bit lonely and anxious and jumpy after all the events) so you are so very welcome >:)

Not read pride and prejudice but if Steven ever rizzed me up and compared me to a book character Id buckle and marry him in less than 41 messages omg 😩 and kissing your hand.... how do you consistently get good scenarios you are gods favourite

now i just keep thinking of steven in the time period, the clothes...

imagine!!!!

[rt0no]

[alwaysthequietones]

[arunneronthird]

[mountainshroom]

Recent hazbin sketches :) just a reluctant stepdad and his overenthusiastic daughter bonding

[n4rval]

i lied. here's a bonus.

[contessalarue]

[greykolla-art]

💕Can you even CONCEIVE how much I suddenly love them???💕

I think they were strolling around town after having a drink together. And that ends in a little cuddle!😂💕💕💕

Dialogue from The Aristocats, of course.💗💗💗

[gojoest]

nanami kento tries so hard not to fuck you on your first date, it makes him feel like a terrible man. he’s not like this, usually. you just frustrate every single cell in him, sexually — he can’t believe this is happening to him, honestly.

it’s a pain, he acts cold and distant — he’s simply trying to hide his boner half of the time. he zones out while you speak — your lips are distracting, he can’t hear a single word you speak. he can only think of the many ways your lips would shape and shift when you moan and whimper his name the deeper he sinks his cock in you. also, can you fit all of him down your throat? oh, can you—

fuck…

his cock gets hard under the table, forcing a sense of panic in him while he ponders whether he’s visibly leaked and stained his slacks or not. terrified to look down, because he knows. he’s so fucked.

he needs to wait a bit before you leave the restaurant, to cool off a bit, calm down. but it only gets worse from there.

he drives you back home, but doesn’t leave the car to walk you to your doorstep. his cock is hard again, aching so bad it limits his movements. besides if he steps out and stands tall before you — you will see, this time you definitely will. he’s embarrassed. and on top of that, he feels like an ass, the lowest of the lowest, for treating you so poorly.

the entire car ride was torturous to him, courtesy of your scent so close to him in the passenger seat, along with the way you tucked your hands between your thighs every now and then — perhaps the awkward silence got you nervous. he wondered all the way to your house how you smelled and tasted, down there.

you think the whole date was a disaster, and that he’ll never call you again but little did you know, the first thing he did when he went back home was jerk off — not once, not twice, but three fucking times, thinking about you. furiously.

later, he texts you. you blink a few times in utter disbelief.

dinner tomorrow? i’ll cook

dinner — at his place, that is. he’ll change the bedsheets in the morning with freshly washed ones, because this time — he’ll fuck you.

[darlingpeasant]

Colin “gotta protect my wife’s pretty head” Bridgerton